I NEED HELP ASAP PLEEASE!?

the other day i was hanging around and i found this ant hill. i picked up all of the ants and put them in a jar, i was looking on the internet and it said that ants are very good for your vaginal area because they eat the bacteria. so i put one in side my cervix. I was looking further into the whole ant thing today and it says, not to put it up your cervix just around the vulva. They said that if you leave one up there it will start a colony by laying eggs. it takes 3 days for them to hatch. someone help me please!