JUST THINK ABOUT IT!!! IT'S KINDA LIKE A QUIZ!!!?

I'd be a ladybug. I'd live everywhere from Florida in the everglades to the suburbs in Pennsylvania to NYC living under a tree. Anywhere really. I would hack into Subway to get food (What do ladybugs eat anyway?) I would be a tourist guide to all the other little bugs and they would accompany me on my many travels (Kinda like Forest Gump!) I would be in a colony and my name would be Yogo. I wouldn't protect myself. I'd fight danger like I own the country. I got a biggggggg imagination. Thank you.